Mittens evaluated 10 toys over 4 weeks. I observed from ground level and recorded each metric. A knocked toy means interest. Sustained batting beyond 3 minutes means approval. Sitting on a toy means highest rating. One toy was sat upon. That toy scored 9.4. Mittens did not confirm this rating verbally. She did not need to.
Updated June 2026 · 10 products ranked










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